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HELLO, MY NAME IS JOE. I LIKE TO SELL THINGS OVER THE NET. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SELL.THAT IS WHY I AM HERE. I NEED TO SELL. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED SOLD, SEND ME INFORMATION ON THE ITEM. I WILL SEE TO IT THAT THE ITEM GETS SOLD. I WILL FIND A NEW HOME FOR THAT LEASED VEHICLE YOU WANT OUT OF THAT THE DEALERSHIP WON'T GIVE YOU CRAP FOR. I WILL GET YOU THE BEST PRICE FOR THAT NEON CLOCK IN YOU BAR. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I WILL ADVERTISE THE ITEM YOU ARE SELLING EVERYWHERE THAT IT CAN BE LISTED ON THE NET.YOU SEND INFORMATION TO ONE SITE AND IT WILL SPREAD LIKE WILD FIRE IN HELL. THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING WILL FIND. IF THE ITEM ISN'T SOLD, I WILL BUY IT. EVERYBODY DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO PLAY ON THE NET LOOKING FOR PLACES TO LIST THEIR ITEMS. THOSE WHO DO, DON'T NEED ME. I OFFER A SERVICE THAT WILL SAVE YOU TIME AND ASSURE SALE OF WHAT YOU ARE SELLING. FORGET THE RUMMAGE SALE. THIS IS IT. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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OK! THERE IS A FEE! I DON'T DO THIS FOR FREE. THE STEPS ARE AS FOLLOWS: | 1. YOU SEND ME INFORMATION ON WHAT YOUR SELLING. 2. I CHECK SALABILITY OF THE ITEM. THERE ARE A LOT OF SMART ASSES OUT THERE. 3. ONCE I DETERIMINE ON SALABILITY, I EMAIL YOU TERMS AND CONDITONS OF AN AGREEMENT. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAVORED IN THE AGREEMENT. ONCE I RECIEVE CONFIRMATIONS BACK THAT EVERYTHING IS KOSHER WITH YOU, I START PLASTERING THE SALE ALL OVER THE NET AND IN SOME CASES LOCAL PAPERS IN YOUR AREA. 4. MY FEE IS ONLY PAID IF THE SALE IS MADE. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.
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